Hello out there,
this weekend was special. Anklegrabber decided to do his personal hardest raid in his gaming history:
he was RL raiding germany!!
First Boss Fight: THE TRAIN!!!
He found out, that german blonde girls can seduce and distract shot, so he got owned by the german train company. So I had to call like thousands of train stations and try to get his lost laptop back. (it can take up to 4 weeks *sigh*)
Buffing up since he wiped:
After this he finally arrived at the trainstation of my trust. Now we had to stop at a Sub-Ways to get him some sandwich *nomnomnom*. So he kinda felt over laughing when he saw the car of my sister... I know its fricken small . Since i forgot to pay the park ticket we had a small stop at the payment thing and he got to laugh again... I told ya all that I'm as much confused in real life then ingame.
Second Boss Fight: THE CAR DRIVE!!
The car drive to my house was very interesting since Anklegrabber had some weird issues with the window and yelling at the trees outsides. I don't think my driving is that bad. Maybe he got mindcontrolled and felt like a Nightelf.. but who knows?
When we arrived at my house he kinda got shocked and made his first nice experience, yes there is love at the first sight out there.
Third Boss Fight: THE LINE OF DEATH!!!
The next morning was scary.... I heard him talking in vent. He complained about the line of death in my room. I was wondering which line he means.. its just a simple balk inside my room. He ditched his head like five times against it before he decided to remember where it is. Made me giggle.
Buffing up since he had some fail tries:
Breakfast arround 10 am. He got everyting from eggs to bacon and Nutella. Fully buffed we started our next adventure:
Fourth Boss Fight: THE SUPERMARKET!!
After yelling "Hello COW!!!" to every TREE (makes me wonder whatelse Bacon does to people) we arrived at the supermarket. We had to farm some stuff for Anklegrabber, nothing important just a toothbrush and some other nice little things. It wasnt that hard since the droprate is high in a supermarket. But Sean had some serious issues with the people inside the supermarket.. they didnt understand him and we got some funny reactions for GUMMY!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOES!! while walking past some dog food.
So tomorow follows the next part of our first day trying to raid Germany