Hello out there,

okay since Anklegrabber got a bit drunk from all the beer, I decided to show him a german party.

FRUCHTZWERG PARTY = FRUIT DWARF PARTY!!!!

An Alliance party... I was hoping that he didnt notice that. He didn't notice it *giggle*.

Seventh Boss Fight: GERMAN PVP PARTY!!!!

We arrived at the party and had to walk to the tent... It took us like 5 minutes to finally get there. After our disguise seemed to work we were able to sneak on the party. Anklegrabber got so scared that he needed a little panic pee break. He isn't really into pvp i think. So finished with that we moved on to the bar and i ordered him a beer. He got something like a curse on him, the people still don't understand him. So he gave me 5 gold for the beer. The guy at the bar gave me the beer and I RIPPED HIM OFF!!! *shame* I told him that i gave him 10 gold so he gave me more gold back then I actually gave him. At least Anklegrabber saved some gold and was able to drink for free the next 5 beers. I mean it was an alliance party, they deserved it!!!

He wanted me to tell you people that Julz is good for saving some money... I always rip people off -.-

After that little business we went to the dance area. There we made an weird experience.. Those alliance bavarian people dance like FEMALE TAUREN!!!!!!!!!!! No joke, they really do. Anklegrabber rocked the dancefloor and the german party boss went down like a cake. So he decided to call Kilzoth to tell him, that he owns german alliance. I don't think Kilzoth understood a single word we said. Ohh ya Julz decided to drink some beer with Anklegrabber. So I was tipsy too. Time to dance and sing dirty german songs. "99 Luftballons"

BRB need some alcohol

One hour and 6 beers later we finally decided to leave the party.. So we tried to escape the party people. After we arrived at home Anklegraber was so tired that he felt asleep.

Eighth Boss Fight: GETTING OWNED BY MY CAT!!!

Anklegrabber had some serious issues with my cat. She owned him every morning. She scratched at his door, assuming I would sleep in my room. So he opened the door, she starred at him and was wondering who he was. The first day she didnt even enter the room and left right away. But as soon as he closed the door, she scratched again. The second day she finally entered the room and decided  to search me in his bed. She didnt find me at all. So she scratched Anklegrabber and run away. OWNED BY A CAT!!

The last day of our Germany Raid will follow tomorow...

Hello out there,

after we arrived at my house we decided to take a break and watch some pictures and eat lunch. Then we decided that Anklegrabber should raid with our awesome guild this evening. Before the raid time he decided to pet my horse. My horse, Fleur an awesome cuddly horse, liked him that much, that she decided to share her dinner with him and drooled her food over him. After he got clean again we were ready for the next part of our raiding experience:

Fifth Boss Fight: Messing up Julz's Computer!!!

It took him only 20 minutes to mess up my computer and get his WoW addons to work. I am still trying to get it fixed. (anyone out there who can maybe help me?!?!?!)

He got his addons and  tried to log on his hunter. Then it took him like 5 tries to notice, that its a GERMAN keyboard and the y and z are switched. I laughed hard and helped him out. Then our allmighty guildleader started the raid and Anklegrabber raided with our guild. But as we started to clear out Ulduar he let me play his hunter.

CONFUSION!! Where are the buttons?! Why does my DPS suck!?!? I did great really 3k dps with my awesome I CANT FIND ANYTHING! Now I know that you dont CLICK to DPS.

BUT hey I did really great till Anklegrabebr decided that it's a good idea to cover my head with my blanket. So i dpsed BLIND!!!

Sixth Boss Fight: Drinking German Beer!!!

After we finished afking out of the raid, we went to a cafe. We wanted to eat some yummy icecream. But we ended up with a HAM pizza and BEER!! Well only Anklegrabber drank the beer since I had to drive. We started with a Pils and then he went over to Dunkles Bier. He said it was delicious. So it had to be a good beer. Awesome three beer in like 1,5 hours. I would have ended up dancing on the table and singing dirty songs but Anklegrabber took it like a man. So we buffed up for the next Boss.

The next Bossfight is coming soon ...

Hello out there,

this weekend was special. Anklegrabber decided to do his personal hardest raid in his gaming history:

he was RL raiding germany!!

First Boss Fight: THE TRAIN!!!

He found out, that german blonde girls can seduce and distract shot, so he got owned by the german train company. So I had to call like thousands of train stations and try to get his lost laptop back. (it can take up to 4 weeks *sigh*)

Buffing up since he wiped:

After this he finally arrived at the trainstation of my trust. Now we had to stop at a Sub-Ways to get him some sandwich *nomnomnom*. So he kinda felt over laughing when he saw the car of my sister... I know its fricken small . Since i forgot to pay the park ticket we had a small stop at the payment thing and he got to laugh again... I told ya all  that I'm as much confused in real life then ingame.

Second Boss Fight: THE CAR DRIVE!!

The car drive to my house was very interesting since Anklegrabber had some weird issues with the window and yelling at the trees outsides. I don't think my driving is that bad. Maybe he got mindcontrolled and felt like a Nightelf.. but who knows?

When we arrived at my house he kinda got shocked and made his first nice experience, yes there is love at the first sight out there.

Third Boss Fight: THE LINE OF DEATH!!!

The next morning was scary.... I heard him talking in vent. He complained about the line of death in my room. I was wondering which line he means.. its just a simple balk inside my room. He ditched his head like five times against it before he decided to remember where it is. Made me giggle.

Buffing up since he had some fail tries:

Breakfast arround 10 am. He got everyting from eggs to bacon and Nutella. Fully buffed we started our next adventure:

Fourth Boss Fight: THE SUPERMARKET!!

After yelling "Hello COW!!!" to every TREE (makes me wonder whatelse Bacon does to people) we arrived at the supermarket. We had to farm some stuff for Anklegrabber, nothing important just a toothbrush and some other nice little things. It wasnt that hard since the droprate is high in a supermarket. But Sean had some serious issues with the people inside the supermarket.. they didnt understand him and we got some funny reactions for GUMMY!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOES!! while walking past some dog food.

So tomorow follows the next part of our first day trying to raid Germany

Hello out there,

I did some changes to my plan, since I noticed some mistakes in it.

We need a priest to mindcontrol the trainers so our raid can learn all the stuff we need. That would be Cortalos part. Then we can sneak into the major cities.

Then Kilzoth and Chillzoth ( he is the mean part) need to confuse the alliance people and scare them away.

And the raid is waiting and killing them all before they can call out for help.

So my new plan is, to keep the major city for a weekend and then be gentle and let the alliance buy it back.

If that dont work out to get the alliance cities. We have our engineers in the raid take over the ship in Icc. Our raid disturbs Professor and the alchemists steal the nice funky stuff from his table. Then we take the ship and fly over to Stormwind and throw down the nice stuff from Professor.

Thats my plan B.

It should work. I know it...

So long take care out there, I'll be back

Hello out there,

since we don't raid under the week, I wanna clear out some random questions that keep on bugging me the whole day. Sometimes I wish people could add a comment to the news so I could answer .

I made an awesome plan today to finally take over the world!

First of all we need to travel to Stormwind. Then we sneak into the city ( all people in the raid should go to the rogue trainer and learn STEALTH). Its really an important part of my plan. Then Flametotem (our shaman) should lay down his Frost Traps and Snake Traps.

After that we all suddenly appear in the middle of the city and kill everybody. Then we stay there and don't go away. So we can take over Stormwind. We should be able to hold it.

So that is my plan... Now I only need to convince Kilzoth that we should do that instead of doing raids during the weekend.

It's an awesome plan and i am pretty sure it will work. After we cleared Stormwind we can clear every city of the alliance.

Well I am out of here need to work out the plan a bit more.

Take care and have fun

Hello out there,

during the time when other people sleep our guild tries to wake up and do some raids. TRIES how I hate this word.

Well actually we did some funny stuff today.

1. we were trying to kill a target dummy in Orgrimmar and we almost did it but then we failed

2. we found a funny little rogue offering Kilzoth a mount for gold

3. we rushed through ToC 10 in 23 minutes

Sad part is we had to throw away our straetgy for Sindragosa *sigh*. Many hours of finding a strategy that works were wasted. We just blew her up with a perfect timing. So we finally managed to avoid Kilzoth to fail at her and there we go.

Professor Putricide got so scared that he technically committed suicide and died instantly at our first try. Thanks to Professor we love you for being a nice guy today.

So only Lichking was waiting for us. After Thirion managed to handle his bubble CD and finally helped us Lichking felt over and was dead.

Now we all are proud owner of a new drake. Looks kinda scary and to be honest it's not that comfortable mount ( all the bones OUCH) but its fast and dont need any food.

So long thats it from our raid day today. I'll add an screenshot as soon as possible. Take care out there.

P.S when will we take over the world? Answers anyone?