Well well well, seems dat ol' Chillzoth be movin up in da world. Got me postin on da front page now. For dose of you dat not be knowin who i is, i bein Chillzoth mon, long lost brotha do da one and only Kilzoth. And what dis you be readin? well it be my Weekly Update bout tings dat be goin on in da guild, 'specially raid tings. I bein out of habit da past few weeks, questionin meself if a good numbah of people be readin dis. Finally i came to da point where i be sayin to meself "If mons not be readin me posts, den dey be missin out, some people really be enjoyin it." So dis one be for all dose dat be readin me posts before.....

Well dis week be startin out pretty good, dere be lots o recruitin goin on mon. Chillzoth be pleased so see so many new faces, but with good comes da bad. Seems dat some new mons be needin to get dere specs and rotations down, dey be havin trouble with DPS...and if we be wantin to do SOME hard modes, den people be needin to fix dat. New Recruits waitin for dere tryout night should be researchin stuff, and askin lots o questions about da fights n stuff. You only be gettin one chance to prove yourself mon, dont be blowin it cuz ya be feelin lazy.
Friday night: Hoo boy...It be startin out good, until we be gettin to marrowgar, den shit be hittin da fan. Kilzoth be da raid/guild LEADER, you dont like da way he be doin stuff den too bad. Our Marrowgar strat be workin for da LONGEST time, if you be dyin, den you be doin it WRONG. After dat little bump we pretty much be doin good until we got to Sindragosa. I be havin to leave early but Kilzoth and Thiserus be tellin me bout it. What da hell mons, do we gotta go back into friggin Naxx and teach ya how to DPS and move shit?? In da air phase it REALLY isnt dat hard to do da blocks, yet people be messin it up EVERY WEEK... 2 rows, 3 mons stand in da back, right at the bottom of da stairs, de udda 2 in front of dem staggered. Kilzoth be spammin da placement with your symbols. It be takin a few hours, but you mons FINALLY be killin her so good job.

Saturday morning: I bein late, but wakin up at 5 am on a saturday is a pain in da butt. Blood Queen heroic be givin us a LOT of trouble mons, why is dat DPS? We be havin a 30% damage buff mons. People be killin her with 5% and stuff. Like I be sayin, research fights, and DPS specs. Da Aboms be goin down with minimal trouble, o course. But Pootricide be old Chillzoth's mess up mon. I admit dat da wipe was my fault but once I be pullin me butt outta me ass, we be killin him quick.

OVERALL RAID GRADE: C, not great, but not too bad either

Battledrunk's Shard Count: 39

After figuring out how to NOT stand in fire all over again, the bitch went down like Thiserus when he has to earn money on a street corner to pay his monthly subscription fee!

Mentlegents,

LICH KING IS DOWN!!! Finally, after many many hours, and teaching dozens of you how to do this fight, we managed to kill lich king. It took careful co-ordination, and "one last try" but the tyrant is dead. I want to thank the people who were there for 40+ hours, Hitgranny's, Pleasepewpew, Cortalos, and Flametotem for sticking around. It was because of your dedication as well as the skill of the other players that we finally finished.

our last day trying to raid Germany started very sleepy and with a bit of headache. But we managed to get ready to go to the final boss.

FINAL BOSS: WAKEBOARDING!! LK  heroic is easy

We went over to my sisters house and grabbed a camera, since I wanted to get some screenshots. My little neice wanted to join the party. So we started with a three person party to do the last boss. Anklegrabber was very quiet and nervous. Was he scared? I don't know..

As soon as we arrived at the lake and got buffed up. I decided to make that screenshot below. Well the other people starred at Anklegrabber. Well an Orc is not that familiar in our area. And the muscles  confused some other people. But he got ready for the fight.

OMG!! It took him two hours to figure out how to even stand on a wakeboard. We even managed not to fall in the water while watching him. It was close a few times though. *giggle* But Anklegrabber seemed to have some fun out there and the sun was burning his green skin.

I'll add more though after I am done laughing watching our video. Since it took us a long time and tries to actually down the WAKEBOARDING BOSS!

Hello out there,

I decided to take a little summer break. Since my RL was a bit stressy the last few weeks. But now I am back...

Okay FRIDAY night raid.. I always thought it would be a problem for the people to get up early but I was wrong.

Well we ended up pugging 12 people for our 25 man raid. Thank you guys for joining us. So we hope the morning raid will work out better. Since some bosses actually killed us today. Might be a reason, that I was terrible drunk (can't do any raids anymore without being drunk) or that our so called "reliable raiders" arent that reliable.

SO AGAIN PEOPLE SIGN UP AND APPLY

Hello out there,

back to business as usual. At least we tried to...

Our Ventrilo was kinda empty and I nearly felt alone. But thank god there were like 9 other people online.

So we kinda reached the summer, since no one is feeling like raiding and prefers to sleep the whole day.

So BlackBlades currently is searching RELIABLE players, if u wanna join our awesome ventrilo parties whisper Druidlegend or Kilzoth.