Well well well, seems dat ol' Chillzoth be movin up in da world. Got me postin on da front page now. For dose of you dat not be knowin who i is, i bein Chillzoth mon, long lost brotha do da one and only Kilzoth. And what dis you be readin? well it be my Weekly Update bout tings dat be goin on in da guild, 'specially raid tings. I bein out of habit da past few weeks, questionin meself if a good numbah of people be readin dis. Finally i came to da point where i be sayin to meself "If mons not be readin me posts, den dey be missin out, some people really be enjoyin it." So dis one be for all dose dat be readin me posts before.....
Well dis week be startin out pretty good, dere be lots o recruitin goin on mon. Chillzoth be pleased so see so many new faces, but with good comes da bad. Seems dat some new mons be needin to get dere specs and rotations down, dey be havin trouble with DPS...and if we be wantin to do SOME hard modes, den people be needin to fix dat. New Recruits waitin for dere tryout night should be researchin stuff, and askin lots o questions about da fights n stuff. You only be gettin one chance to prove yourself mon, dont be blowin it cuz ya be feelin lazy.
Friday night: Hoo boy...It be startin out good, until we be gettin to marrowgar, den shit be hittin da fan. Kilzoth be da raid/guild LEADER, you dont like da way he be doin stuff den too bad. Our Marrowgar strat be workin for da LONGEST time, if you be dyin, den you be doin it WRONG. After dat little bump we pretty much be doin good until we got to Sindragosa. I be havin to leave early but Kilzoth and Thiserus be tellin me bout it. What da hell mons, do we gotta go back into friggin Naxx and teach ya how to DPS and move shit?? In da air phase it REALLY isnt dat hard to do da blocks, yet people be messin it up EVERY WEEK... 2 rows, 3 mons stand in da back, right at the bottom of da stairs, de udda 2 in front of dem staggered. Kilzoth be spammin da placement with your symbols. It be takin a few hours, but you mons FINALLY be killin her so good job.
Saturday morning: I bein late, but wakin up at 5 am on a saturday is a pain in da butt. Blood Queen heroic be givin us a LOT of trouble mons, why is dat DPS? We be havin a 30% damage buff mons. People be killin her with 5% and stuff. Like I be sayin, research fights, and DPS specs. Da Aboms be goin down with minimal trouble, o course. But Pootricide be old Chillzoth's mess up mon. I admit dat da wipe was my fault but once I be pullin me butt outta me ass, we be killin him quick.
OVERALL RAID GRADE: C, not great, but not too bad either
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